Friday, May 3, 2013

Facebook Status 05052013

I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off everything and let the problem solve itself?

Tuesday, April 30, 2013

04302013 Today's Status...........

I guess taking it to the hole has a whole new meaning in the NBA nowadays.............

Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Throwback Coke ???

You can now buy "throw back" Pepsi with real sugar. Where can I find throw back Coca-Cola with real cocaine?

Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Wednesday, January 9, 2013

Facebook Status 01-09-2013


  I'll never join one of those dating sites. I prefer to meet someone the old fashioned way. By alcohol & bad decisions.......

Thursday, November 29, 2012

Not Lemonade....

When life gives me lemons...I put them in my bra and pretend I have boobs...

Friday, October 26, 2012

Frankenstorm???

Hurricane Sandy/Frankenstorm ??? I could go watch "The Day After Tomorrow". Or, I could turn on The Weather Channel and watch it happen in real-time.....

Thursday, August 23, 2012

Today's episode of my life was brought to you by the letters "F and "U"...................