Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Throwback Coke ???

You can now buy "throw back" Pepsi with real sugar. Where can I find throw back Coca-Cola with real cocaine?

Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Wednesday, January 9, 2013

Facebook Status 01-09-2013


  I'll never join one of those dating sites. I prefer to meet someone the old fashioned way. By alcohol & bad decisions.......

Thursday, November 29, 2012

Not Lemonade....

When life gives me lemons...I put them in my bra and pretend I have boobs...

Friday, October 26, 2012

Frankenstorm???

Hurricane Sandy/Frankenstorm ??? I could go watch "The Day After Tomorrow". Or, I could turn on The Weather Channel and watch it happen in real-time.....

Thursday, August 23, 2012

Today's episode of my life was brought to you by the letters "F and "U"...................

Saturday, August 18, 2012

How to tell if the guy pumping your gas is an ex pornstar....when he's finishing the job he takes the nozzle out of the tank and sprays gas all over the trunk .............. — in Holden Beach.