Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Ever notice how most Ford vehicle names are more fun when you put "anal" in front of them? Probe, Explorer, Excursion, Endeavor, Ranger, Focus...

Friday, April 20, 2012

If you think that the world ends December 21 2012, you can stop using condoms this month ....

Saturday, January 28, 2012

Saturday, December 31, 2011

My New Years resolution was going to be to turn over a new leaf, but I'd probably just end up smoking that too....

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

If at first you don't succeed, Google it, and see if someone else screwed it up the way you did.....
I wonder if Satan gets a lot of wish lists in the mail during the holiday season from dyslexic people....

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

How many teenage girls does it take to change a light bulb? Eleven: one to change the light bulb and ten to each take 200 photos of the event for facebook....

Monday, September 19, 2011

You can look at some people and instantly know they are only going to get two awards in life, a birth certificate and a death certificate...

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Kudos to Trooper Brayboy for being cool when I was driving on the wrong side of the road this afternoon...





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Segv

12:25 PM on April 18, 2011

Teaching gifted kids really does requires some additional techniques. If the authors of this bill are serious about this then states should require a special credential authorization for GATE classrooms, just like SPED.







Saturday, August 6, 2011

Monday, August 1, 2011

Sarahbeth0404 walked down the beach for hours today with my two favorite bands..Velvet Revolver and Aerosmith...(Ipod)

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Thursday, June 9, 2011

These kids today need to show a little respect to those of us who fought for, and won the right to party.