Friday, January 10, 2014

01102014 Status

Bird Flu is back? Just when you think something is gone forever it comes back and makes people sick.. Just like Dennis Rodman................

Wednesday, May 22, 2013

Status 05202013

Philanthropist (n.) - Someone who spends his own money to advance his version of Utopia.
Socialist (n.) - Someone who spends your money to advance his version of Utopia.

Friday, May 10, 2013

05102013 Status..

You are 15 years old. You smoke. You're not a virgin and you wear more make-up than you do clothes. You have a bright future ahead of you...

Friday, May 3, 2013

Facebook Status 05052013

I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off everything and let the problem solve itself?

Tuesday, April 30, 2013

04302013 Today's Status...........

I guess taking it to the hole has a whole new meaning in the NBA nowadays.............

Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Throwback Coke ???

You can now buy "throw back" Pepsi with real sugar. Where can I find throw back Coca-Cola with real cocaine?

Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Wednesday, January 9, 2013

Facebook Status 01-09-2013


  I'll never join one of those dating sites. I prefer to meet someone the old fashioned way. By alcohol & bad decisions.......

Thursday, November 29, 2012

Not Lemonade....

When life gives me lemons...I put them in my bra and pretend I have boobs...