Saturday, June 16, 2012

4:52 pm Moore-Hall Farms...Jan Combs and Byron are riding horses...Aunt Hazel, Uncle Willard and Donald are watching reruns of "Gunsmoke". Ainsley Hélène Breck is outside watching a wedding being held in the front yard and I am still looking for the dead cat in the basement...

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

HELL 90210....defending Michelle Duggar

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Sarah Beth Breck May 22, 2012 | 12:58 PM
Leave Michelle alone!! It's lighthearted ADVICE for God's Sake. (unintended pun) It's essential to possess an IQ score that exceeds tooth count to understand/decipher Michelle's advice as "what works for her". I live in Bible Thumper Hell (NC/VA border in NC). "Christians" proudly announce the source of any knowledge "Cause the Preacher said so". (Dear God) MANY Self-Appointed Preachers "got the calling"..no education required. .. Mr. Preacher will impress you with his knowledge of the bible. (Preaches the entire BIBLE in two syllables or less).. (insert Genius speech). The 16th disciple claims he talks to JEEZUS during morning bathroom activities...no s*** (oops.. pun). His word is gospel (oops)..."Bad stuff don't happen to people who come to church".. (sans brain and ears) My destination A.D. is Hell 90210..Hangin' with my Catholic Peeps'. ("cause the preacher said so")
How to keep your man a la Michelle Duggar

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Monday, May 21, 2012

Vibrator factory workers probably check their phones every ten seconds.....

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Ever notice how most Ford vehicle names are more fun when you put "anal" in front of them? Probe, Explorer, Excursion, Endeavor, Ranger, Focus...

Friday, April 20, 2012

If you think that the world ends December 21 2012, you can stop using condoms this month ....

Saturday, January 28, 2012

Saturday, December 31, 2011

My New Years resolution was going to be to turn over a new leaf, but I'd probably just end up smoking that too....

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

If at first you don't succeed, Google it, and see if someone else screwed it up the way you did.....
I wonder if Satan gets a lot of wish lists in the mail during the holiday season from dyslexic people....

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

How many teenage girls does it take to change a light bulb? Eleven: one to change the light bulb and ten to each take 200 photos of the event for facebook....